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Keep the Amazon reviews of my book coming. I'm reading all of them but maybe try to avoid jokes about my last name if you could be so kind?
Overheard in Ft Lauderdale: "the doctor told me my leg bone would completely replace itself in a week." We need to work on health care.
As a kid I loved Halloween because it was people pretending to be monsters. As an adult I now feel like people pretend not to be monsters